Eastlands is a small institution where you learn the way of life (the hard way) and when if you mess, you fall like a log. It’s a small military training camp if u really know what I mean, kunoma mbaya, but nikupoa ukiwa mjanja…..(Hebu kwanza wacha nifiche wallenje kwanza juu hii group nishachekii ma-robber tayari loooolllll)...Yaani, lazima ungekuwa chonjo 24-7! Hujui nani anaweza kuwai ngeta.
Wacha sasa I continue to remind you:
Kwa GAMES:
Kulikuwa ile moringari besides the tyre race, kufish ma tadpole kwa swamps na kwa tunnels za Nairobi river (Lakini ukishikwa, tayarisha rasa ju viboko zinakam), ku-mix unga na shuge kwa chama mama na baba, getting stomach upsets from eating uncooked food za game…..Mahao tuna make na manyasi then u separate with a line to make bedroom, kitchen na sitting room, jiko za mkebe ya kimbo au cowboy 2kg, kuiba makaa kwa charcoal dealers,moti za mabati na wheels zake ni za slippers,nguo mpya za Christmas, a special Christmas meal, tapo na chupa ya JIK, and the joy ya ku-saveiwa kwa tapo (Yaani hadi estate mzima inajua), sigara ya gazeetii unavutia kwa choo au bafu or some random hiding place,gun za matope, ku blow pekele za nyota ndio zi turn, rounders,
Sare za mat AND the drama kama matha wa kuuza cham ni jirani yenu....You have paper thin walls alafu maze at nite unaskia walevi wameanza kuomba huyo mathe agawe mazamzings.... Wanakosana, vita inatokezea, watu wanadungana visu, msee amededi,magava wamefika hiyo base….all in one night!! (Jack Bauer na 24 zake kando!!!)Na kesho yake bado huyo matha ako biz kama usual.
Semeni nami ......Briki-shooow,Banturi!!!! Bano yangu ilikuwa ile noma ya silver ya kumaliza hizo zingine which would even break into pieces….Yaani kumbuka the moment of silence when champion ako in action?SSSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Kwa ma-progi:
Junoon…junoon junooooon (man the song is ringing in my small brain), JEE HUU NI UNGWANA, our heroes HEEEE- man na SHE-RAAAAAAAAAAA , weekend movie on VOK, the national anthem, the stripe lines kabla station opens and the sound tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, sundowner , Press Review,Nyimbo za Dini, Dunia Wiki Hii, Press Conference
Kenya bus za kitambo were looonggg and they used to go slowly….Fare I used to lipa Shs. 3.50 cents….Yaani wen I give kobole, kuna change!!!!!....Na zile mathree za 8b kutoka jeri hadi isich?.....Yaani maface -me!!....Msee kama ananuka mdomo, ole wako!!!! In yo face hadi ufike kwenye unaenda.........Covering your primo books with brown paper za ugali hivi or gazetis, Cools ice za shule, waah and I used to wekea WANTED on boyz on closing day (Ok, exactly how crazy was i???)
Nakumbuka madame wanaget ball hawaendi seco, wengine wanaget ball wakiwa class 6?....(How now?....Ok don’t even ask, even myself I used to get shocked….Lakini nadhani kuna vile maboy walikuwa wana do vitu kwa uwanjo giza iki-land…Hence why cucu used to give curfew ya 6pm, giza tu kidogo….unaingizwa kwa hao)
Sandaks that came in any color known to man, and when it got hot, your feet felt like they were in a freaking sauna, Bata bullets, Crazy boots, big shoes, akala sharp na nguo mpya za Christmas AND a special Christmas meal (Chips,chapo au kuku hivi…the other days si nu uganga au madondo????)
Weeh ambieni kanjo mapuunjuuuu warudishe ma-wode eastlands bana!!!.....(At this rate, i will ask yall if you kumbuka ile sheng ya teneeeeeee lolll)
